The footwear of choice on this smallholding – the wellie!
To be precise – the muckboot (and no we are not paid to say that).
Here is a wee ditty sung by Billy Connolly praising the humble wellington boot!
If it wisnae fur yer wellies
where would you be?
you’d be in the hospital or infirmary
cause you wid have a dose o the flu
or even plurasie
if it wisnae fur yer feet in yer wellies!
Wellies they are wonderful
wellies they are swell
they keep out the watter
and they keep in the smell.
When your sittin in a room
you kin always tell when some
B***r take aff thur wellies